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    The Hamlet's full of weird people. How exactly is Dismas going to navigate through them all?

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    13/?
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    Of course, it had to be him. Of course, he would ruin it.

    “I would appreciate it if this didn’t make its way around the common room.”

    “It will be another little secret of ours, Greengrass,” his smirk becoming impossibly large across his stupidly attractive features. She almost thought he was grinning.

     
    *Updates twice a week(ish).*

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    English
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    15/30
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    After the events in The Wire, Julian tries his best to support a reluctant Garak through the withdrawal. But Garak isn't very good at admitting weakness, much less accepting help. Or ignoring the heart and body of the person who wants to help.

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    2/5
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    Mercury is eight when his father joins up with Salem's faction and takes a post in Vale, and it takes him no time at all to decide that he hates every last thing about the city except for maybe this green-haired pickpocket.

    Emerald's never had a friend before, and she really should know better than to start with this angry weirdo who ruined her latest heist.

    Or, two murder children learn to protect and care for each other while growing up in genuinely awful circumstances.

    Featuring snark, gratuitous literary references, and misdemeanors galore, this is the Partners in Crime childhood best friends AU that I hope to god somebody asked for.

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    English
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    15/29
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    14
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    Michael feared he'd proved David right by being the killer he'd told him he was.

    Luckily, David was wrong.

    But how the hell are you supposed to hide a wounded vampire sleeping in your bed from your family?

    Or: how to care for the vampire who has an obvious crush on you but also kind of tried to kill you 101.

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    English
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    91,250
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    146
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    28
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    2167
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    One-shots of the life and times of Q and his mortal more-than-just-a-friend, Reader. Because being omnipotent doesn’t mean a thing when it comes to relationships.

     

    The words, 'Hi, Captain' died in your throat before you had finished crossing the Ready Room threshold, along with all hopes of this being an ordinary replicator repair job.

    Captain Picard was seated at his desk, wearing That Face and looking harassed.

    At least ten frogs had taken up residence throughout the room, croaking every so often as they hopped about.

    …and Q lounged on the couch, making a show of examining his nails and lying in wait.

    “Ensign!” he jovially exclaimed, sitting up as soon as he spotted you. “Come in, come in. Jean-Luc and I were just having a delightful discussion about upright hominids and amphibians…”

    He paused, and in a voice laced with equal parts velvet and malice, slyly finished:

    “…And you.”

    Goddamn it, why couldn’t it have been tribbles?

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    3/?
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    10
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    I am sick. I couldn’t even tell you what it is about that book that hooks me like that. Like an addict to his favorite drug. Like a moth to a flame. It burns me, I desire it, I can’t indulge in it as often as I’d like.

    Do you remember that book during year six? The one Harry slept with? The one he obsessed over? Maybe he did more than just sleep with it...

    Smut turned into plot. AU- sixth year. Harry can't deal with his sexuality, the mounting pressure and the expectations of being the chosen one. When he has a nervous breakdown, Snape comes to the rescue. But they are still Snape and Potter, and even if Dumbledore changes the rules going into seventh year, they are still Death Eater and Chosen One.

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    23/?
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    72
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    Part 3 of the Saved Series. You probably need to read You Saved Me and Paris first. Part three takes Kurt and Sebastian to New York and to college. There will be both good and bad times for the boys and their family of friends. Supporting each other, they can get through just about anything.

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    English
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    252,282
    Chapters:
    36/?
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    347
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    28
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    10944
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    Jane and John Shepard are splitting up again while Jane sets off on her posting on the Normandy. What starts off as a routine mission quickly goes sideways, turning into a plot that needs to be unraveled to save the galaxy. With her handsome turian husband, sneaky Spectre mentor, and her lovable brother by her side, will Jane be able to save the day?

    Part two of a series!

    Updates at least once a week!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    137,925
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    667
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    137
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    17
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    You were sure you had one purpose with your powers of super sensory and heightened empathy. Save the world. First from Tony Stark, and then maybe him from himself if you could help it. After begging Pepper to get you a job, your life turns upside down. And when she's had enough and asks you to step in, well... things get complicated.

    [Okay 130 chapters in. It's a huge fix-it fic. Huge. I made a comprehensive MCU timeline (including sister shows) and kind of went a little crazy with it. Most things get tied in or at least mentioned. The focal point of the fic is reader and Tony's deep, DEEP love for one another. While also growing and learning and fighting all the big bads because that's what heroes do.]

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    199/?
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    Draco Potter is hugely pregnant and (much to his surprise) enjoying himself. He loves having Harry fuss over him and looks forward to adding another Potter to their little family. Unfortunately for Draco, his parents have found out about their impending grandchild and have no intention of letting him separate them from this child, as he did from Bob (Felix). Their attempts to force their way into Draco's life may bring down even greater troubles on his head when the wizarding world at large finds out that Draco Potter, née Malfoy is up the duff!

    Or

    The fic that answers the burning questions...

    How many servings of McDonald's french fries can a pregnant wizard eat in a single day?
    Just how adorable and persuasive can a quarter-Veela toddler get before his fathers sell him to the Goblins?
    Is it possible to conceal a pregnant belly the size of a Hogwarts carriage under a glamour?
    What could be more ruthless and dangerous than Malfoys in need of an heir?
    Will Harry and Draco ever agree on a name for their child?
    Are girls really easier (and will our heroes ever find out)?

    Series
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    English
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    9/?
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    Harry Potter is old. Veeeery old. He also sometimes gets summoned by strangers wanting him to have a word with Death on their behalf. His routine gets a little shaken, though, when two brothers in lots of flannel go and just KILL Death.

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    2/10
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    A kidnapping attempt could alter the Avengers team forever.

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    25/?
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    狼學院是最後一個與這世界的領地建立正式連結的獵魔士學院,他們不怎麼想要加入那些遊戲,但他們需要生存。維瑟米爾安排了一份傑洛特與雷天哈普的朱利安・潘克拉茨的伴侶合約。

    傑洛特知道作為他們狼群的Alpha他必須這麼做,但他也害怕這場婚姻,為那名將被跟屠夫,這大陸所恐懼的怪物綁到一塊的omega感到擔憂。

    他畏懼那場婚禮,而當他遇見這名朱利安時,就像他所有的恐懼成真,對方徹底的漠不關心且冷淡。但事情並非全都如表面所見的那樣,然後在他們回到凱爾莫罕的家過冬時,一切都改變了。

    並且有時候當我們直面我們最糟的恐懼時,我們反而能得到我們最甜美的夢想。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    48,791
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    20
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    3
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    Гарри абсолютно уверен: это Малфой виноват в том, что они застряли во времени, снова и снова переживая один и тот же день.

    Гарри хорошо справляется со своей работой, он профессионал, быстро раскрывает дела и является уважаемым аврором. Малфой — непрофессиональный, саркастичный, с осуждающими бровями и в слишком шикарной для работы мантии. Если бы он держал себя в руках и не был такой занозой в заднице, всё было бы прекрасно. Тогда бы они не ввязались в очередной спор, а Гарри не отвлёкся и, конечно, не активировал случайно мощный артефакт.

    И если сейчас Малфой просто уберётся с дороги, Гарри точно сможет всё исправить и они вернутся к своей привычной профессиональной неприязни друг к другу.

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    Русский
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    23,029
    Chapters:
    5/13
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    27
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    Ben Solo, a human, enlists the help of Rey, a witch, in reclaiming his family's birthright. Little did he know that she wouldn't make things easy for him.

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    In retaking Camelot from Morgana at the end of Season 4, Merlin let loose with his magic, ending Morgana, freeing Camelot and whoopsy sort of exposing himself to the world. He and Arthur come to an agreement that Merlin will be a court advisor to magic, and basically have to deal with any other mages in Camelot or that come to Camelot. To aid him in this task, Gwaine is assigned as Merlin's personal knight, in part because he has zero fear of Merlin's power.

    Gwaine sees the stress this puts Merlin under, and decides it is his noble duty to make Merlin laugh at least twice a day.

    It has nothing to do with the fact that he is madly in love with Merlin. He's just being a good friend, and fulfilling his duties to Camelot.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Laying next to him in his bunk, I glanced at Hunter as his hand rested on my thigh. “Can I help ya with somethin’, Sergeant?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    68/?
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    Claire finds Wesker post volcano not in the best of shape, and owing him from a previous interaction, decides to keep him alive and jail him. She turns out to be quite bad at this task, much to the chagrin of both herself and her enemy. Dark humor and whump in this slow burn between a very unlikely ship. Some tiny alterations to RE canon. Post RE 5.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,598
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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