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    The Hargreeves siblings find themselves in a future they barely recognize. Their father is alive. Their home is occupied by a mixture of strangers and familiar faces calling themselves The Sparrow Academy. None of them are friendly.

    But it's all going to be okay. Five has a plan to restore the timeline. The rest of the siblings just need to sit tight and lay low. Just don't wander off. How hard can that be?

    A continuation of the story from S2 because I am impatient for more. This one is gonna get real dark but I promise I am going to give the Hargreeves a happy ending.

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    "I was bullied a lot as a kid as you know, and I have proof of my war, scars… I know my way around things… I decided to use my suffering as impulse. Same as you Leonard… But your dad is in jail. You see him there and feel as if justice was made. I don't get that because my aggressors were too young to actually be held accountable even by their parents. I chose to be a cop so I could keep these types of kids grown into adults at bay…" Vanya took a deep breath. "remember the Miller Case?"

    "Yeah… The poor girl that was ripped apart for the drugs in her stomach when she couldn't puke then out?"

    "Yes. Her. Well… They finally found a match for the six stray DNA's on scene."

    "Who are they?"

    "Demons from my past."

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    Family dinners with seven people are always chaotic. Throw in a lot of trauma, some mental illness, a lifelong rivalry, superpowers and the ability to speak nineteen languages and it might just be hell. However, since they, or rather Vanya, had blown up the old academy, they had all been staying to help rebuild it. Family dinners were a mandatory once a week thing.

    Basically a bunch of slice of lives about healing and families.

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    The one thing that Vanya doesn't actually need her memories for is knowing she loves Sissy.

    That, and the fact she's clearly not straight. She may have lost her general personal knowledge, but it's very clear that the only accepted way to be in this time and place is heterosexual. And she's... well, she's certainly not that. However, she's not entirely sure that she's sexually attracted to Sissy, or women at all for that matter, just to make the whole world that much more confusing. Yeah, Vanya just can't catch a break.

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    The Umbrella Academy one shots. I have only read the first two comics.

    ***I do not own the umbrella academy, show or comics!! I only own the characters you've never seen before***

     Requests: Closed

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    (AU where the Hargreeves' don't go to the 60s, save the world at the end of season 1, and open a coffee shop.)

    Klaus sipped exaggeratedly at the frappe Vanya had selected for him. “I think between the seven of us, we know enough about coffee and business,” he said. Vanya smiled at him encouragingly and he winked at her. 

    “Care to weigh in on what you know, Klaus? Last time you made me coffee it tasted like battery acid,” Five said. 

    “I didn’t know you drank battery acid, my dear brother. Remind me again, what’s the difference between you and a radioactive raccoon?” Klaus said. Five scowled at him and checked his watch. 

    “I had a Keurig on the moon,” Luther said, unhelpfully. 

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    SPOILERS FOR SEASON TWO YALL

     

     

     

    Remember when Hazel slipped Five that tape at the beginning of season two? Well, what if it contained all 10 episodes of The Umbrella Academy (season two) instead?

     

     

    OR

     

     

    If you want a simple explanation: The Umbrella Academy watch The Umbrella Academy (Season 2)

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    You find Diego right after he gets dropped out of the sky by Five, you don’t know how in the Hell he got there. He’s yelling for someone named Five, along with Allison, Luther, Vanya, and Klaus. You just kinda stand there dumbfounded, and he eventually notices you gawking at him and walks towards you. You help him navigate the situation that he’s been thrown into.

    If you'd like you can follow me on tumblr at nikkittenn (yes two n's because nikkitten was taken) Thanks for reading, lovelies xoxo

    Also please please please comment. I'd love to know what you guys think!! ♥️♥️♥️

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    When the dust settles, everything seems okay. They won. The Handler is dead. And, once again, Diego seems to be the only one who has gotten injured, which is fine by him...

    That is, until Five collapses.

    Or, an AU where Five gets shot, and stays shot.

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    For Klaus Hargreeves there was nothing more terrifying than sobriety. Overdosing? He’d done it in his sleep. Literally. Death? Been there done that. He could fight God and her little bike any day.

    But sobriety sent shivers down his spine.

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    In which Klaus uses his powers during Season Two, Allison finds her voice, and Diego spends a bit more time at the Commission

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    Number Five can't always have thing's.
    The good or the bad it will always crumble in his hands.
    He forgot everyone...his siblings...wait did he even have siblings...what is his name..he can't think.....he can't remember...he can't focus.....all he knows is that he's not supposed to out in the freezing cold......in only but an oversized t-shirt...why is he so small..was he meant to be this small....he misses people...he can't remember...he's scared...he's cold...alone..'dolores...'..wait who is Dolores....he can't think..his head is all fuzzy and he's cold...he's very tired..
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    Yooo hey so Five has Amnesia for reasons I will explain in the story and a lovely couple taken him in as their own..
    They name him....oop can't say... :))

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    Five times Vanya wanted to ask Sissy to marry her, and the one time she did.

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    *MILD SPOILER WARNING*
    If you haven't seen season 2, I suggest you do!!

    After the Hargreeves land back in 2019, they're met with an unsuspecting future. But what is certain: the apocalypse is finally over!
    Five, not knowing what to do with himself, buys a puppy. But little does he know, that puppy is not what she seems.

     

    Short chapters, lots of cuteness, and maybe a little adventure...

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    Vanya sits cross-legged on the sofa, curled fingers resting softly against her pursed lips as she contemplates the end of one world and the beginning of another.

    She has grown used to being a person largely devoid of history. When the doctors shown bright lights in her eyes and gauged her responses to a dozen questions, they said that it was doubtful that she would ever recover her lost memories. When no one responded to the notices stapled to telephone poles and hung in shop windows, she figured that if she ever had people who knew her, they were dead or lost or hundreds of miles away from here. It was a difficult realization, at first, but in its aftermath, she resolved to build herself a new life day by day and brick by brick. She built her identity around Sissy and Harlan and being a caretaker. She learned that she was patient and kind and largely good natured. She combatted the void of the past with a determined focus on the future.

    But now, entirely unexpectedly, a family has stumbled into her life.

    Written for Fic In A Box 2020.

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    "Klaus squinted. 'Are you two having a Vanya-less girls’ night? Seems a little cruel, but yes, if you insist, I will take her place.'

    Allison rolled her eyes, shrugging off Klaus’s arm. 'No, dumbass. Our friend Sissy here has a crush on Vanya and we need to talk strategy.'

    'Oh fuck!' Klaus flapped his hands in Sissy’s general direction. 'Oh, now these are some big plans!'"

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    Sissy has come to the inconvenient realization that she has a crush on her best friend. Vanya's many siblings are more than happy to help out.

    God help her.

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    'You are the rainbows cast in glass prisms:
    Refracted light splayed in a kaleidoscope of colours.
    When your face lights up with that beautiful smile,
    My world explodes into many hues.'

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    In which Sissy and Harlan are reunited with Vanya in Scotland 2020.

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    When Vanya tells her sister that she's bringing a plus-one to the wedding, she doesn't think much of it. But then, her (admittedly less-than-perfect) boyfriend breaks up with her and she is stuck with a difficult decision: admit another one of her relationships has failed or find someone to bring along for the weekend?

    Sissy Cooper makes the perfect pretend-girlfriend: she's kind to everyone, sweet as apple pie, and completely devoted to her eight year old son. Soon enough, Vanya finds herself falling for her...

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    Odysseus Hargreeves - more commonly known as Five, because really, what kind of name is Odysseus - is a college student. He's a genius, and will go on to be almost as well known as Albert Einstein, but for now all he really wants is a decent cup of coffee, a full night's sleep, and a way to ask out his crush.

    This is the story of how he rather unwillingly finds himself watching his friend Grace's preschool class.

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    Vanya was Five’s. Everyone knew that. Everyone knew that he didn’t like sharing- a horrible habit he had developed as a young child. He never liked to share his toys and it was no surprise that he didn’t like sharing his favorite one. Vanya was his and his alone.

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    Five, billionaire, the fifth adopted son of Reginald Hargreeves, has everything he could possibly want, except what he actually wants.

    If there’s one thing he knows is that life is a cruel, wicked thing with a sense of morbid humour to boot. He had the money to buy anything, to do whatever he wanted except of course to have the one person he wanted by his side.

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